火箭爆板115-113險(xiǎn)勝快船

雙方數(shù)據(jù)：

火箭（16-6）：申京22分15板5助4斷、阿門20分9板8助、史密斯18分10板4助、杜蘭特16分1板3助、霍勒迪13分1板、謝潑德10分4板2助、奧科吉8分3板2助、亞當(dāng)斯4分6板2助2斷、卡佩拉4分2板

快船（6-19）：祖巴茨33分7板1助2帽、萊昂納德24分9板4助5斷、哈登22分3板7助3斷、博格達(dá)諾維奇10分5板2助、鄧恩9分1板6助2斷、科林斯9分2助2斷、巴圖姆6分3板2助、桑德斯1助

??關(guān)鍵失誤：哈登沒有回頭 巴圖姆踩線后神情低落 盧直接掛機(jī)

[–]Adsex 2556 points 5 hours ago

That's Chris Paul's fault, obviously.

球迷：這明顯是克里斯·保羅的鍋。

[–]LakersSmilesUndSunshine[??] 1128 points 5 hours ago

CP3 would yell at his teammates for that incompetence and the Clippers can't have that kind of disobedience.

湖人球迷：要是保羅在，早沖著隊(duì)友的無能開噴了，但快船可容不下這種“不服從”。

[–]CelticsYewEhVeeInbound 378 points 4 hours ago*

Ty Lue got to be collecting checks under the table from somebody. I've never seen such a careless error from players met with even more unbothered reaction from the coach. Joe Mazzulla would put whoever was not paying attention in a rear naked choke at half court and I would praise him for it.

凱爾特人球迷：泰倫-盧肯定收黑錢了。我從沒見過球員犯這么低級(jí)的錯(cuò)誤，而教練的反應(yīng)比他們還淡定。這要是馬祖拉，早就半場裸絞那個(gè)走神的家伙了，我絕對舉雙手贊成。

[–]Lakersflaming_burrito_ 126 points 3 hours ago

Joe would do an interview the next day, and with a completely straight face would say something like “When players make low IQ plays like that, I think more coaches should be choking them to get them to take the game more seriously”

湖人球迷：馬祖拉第二天還會(huì)一本正經(jīng)地接受采訪說：“當(dāng)球員打出那種低球商的回合時(shí)，我覺得更多教練應(yīng)該用鎖喉來讓他們認(rèn)真對待比賽。”

[–]SupersonicsNatureTrailToHell3D 115 points 5 hours ago

Chris Paul on his couch yelling at the TV: I told you!

球迷：保羅在沙發(fā)上對著電視怒吼： 我早就告訴過你！

[–]SpursCorporateKnowledge5 1706 points 5 hours ago

Ah no biggie, probably an inconsequential posses…(checks scoreboard and game clock)…SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS

馬刺球迷：啊，小問題，大概是個(gè)無關(guān)緊要的回合……（看了眼記分牌和比賽時(shí)間）……我滴個(gè)親娘欸！

[–]SunsCreativeContract2170 595 points 5 hours ago

This team is such a joke man. It would honestly be hilarious if OKC didn’t own their pick

太陽球迷：這隊(duì)真是個(gè)笑話。說實(shí)話，要是雷霆不擁有他們的選秀權(quán)，那就更好笑呢。

[–]Particular_Elk_6726 327 points 5 hours ago

it's funnier that okc owns their pick ?? things like this seem more catastrophic

球迷：更好笑的是雷霆還真有他們的選秀權(quán)?? 這種場面看起來就更災(zāi)難了。

[–]MavericksStolenLampy 1139 points 6 hours ago

What the HELL is this shit? I was like, oh that's weird. Then I saw the score... Man, I know we traded Luka and everything, but at least I'm not a Clippers fan. I feel for y'all.

獨(dú)行俠球迷：這他媽是什么鬼？我一開始還想，哦，這有點(diǎn)怪。然后我看到了比分……老兄，我知道我們交易走了東契奇啥的，但至少我不是快船球迷。心疼你們。

[–]LakersBizzyHaze 356 points 6 hours ago

You guys have Cooper Flagg and some tradeable assets. Clippers only tradeable asset is Zubac.

湖人球迷：你們好歹有庫珀·弗拉格和些可交易的資產(chǎn)?？齑ㄒ荒芙灰椎馁Y產(chǎn)就是祖巴茨了。

[–]Raptorsiamwearingashirt 131 points 5 hours ago

The Mavs are in a perfectly fine place in terms of roster. But that's like telling a person making a million a year they're still doing pretty good when their salary drops to about 200k a year.

猛龍球迷：從陣容角度看，獨(dú)行俠其實(shí)還不錯(cuò)。但這就像告訴一個(gè)年薪百萬的人，就算他薪水降到20萬，也還算混得挺好。

[–][LAL] Gary PaytonForgotPWAgainSigh 419 points 6 hours ago

What was harden mad about? He clearly didn't want the ball

湖人球迷：哈登在氣啥？他明明就不想要球。

[–]assman912 278 points 6 hours ago

Probably wanted Batum to take his time picking up the ball so they can set up whatever they were wanting to do. Basically delay the start of the 5 seconds. Teams do that a lot to the point where they don't even pick up the ball they just wait out of bounds until the ref picks it up and gives it to them lol

球迷：他可能想讓巴圖姆不著急撿球，這樣他們好布置想打的戰(zhàn)術(shù)。基本上就是拖到5秒發(fā)球違例計(jì)時(shí)開始。很多隊(duì)都這么干，甚至不撿球，就在界外等著裁判撿起來遞給他們，哈哈。

[–]not_another_no 111 points 5 hours ago

Looks like Batum asked a question and just said ‘Oh.’ So probably this case.

球迷：看起來巴圖姆問了句話，然后就“哦”了一聲。所以很可能就是這種情況。

[–]OThePlacesYouWillGo 117 points 6 hours ago

He wanted Batum to take his time inbounding the ball and he was also waiting on one of his teammates to come down so that he wouldn’t have to bring the ball up while getting pressed 74 feet from the basket. It’s easier to get the ball around half court rather than driving it up the full court and looking for your shot.

球迷：他是想讓巴圖姆不著急發(fā)球，同時(shí)也在等一個(gè)隊(duì)友過來接應(yīng)，這樣他就不用在后場就被緊逼，要運(yùn)球70多英尺了。在中場附近接球，比從后場一條龍運(yùn)過來再找機(jī)會(huì)要容易多了。

[–]RDomination 170 points 6 hours ago

the vibes are dogshit

球迷：隊(duì)內(nèi)氛圍跟屎一樣。

[–]76ersSlightlyAmbiguous1 180 points 6 hours ago

Batum’s gonna file for divorce

76人球迷：巴圖姆要申請“離隊(duì)”了。

[–]luca3791 270 points 6 hours ago

If I was coach I’d be fucking livid. Whole practice of constant running. Suicides for the whole fucking practice

球迷：我要是教練，肺都得氣炸。下次訓(xùn)練全程給我跑，自殺式折返跑練TM一整場。

[–]NuggetsFit-Avocado-342 130 points 5 hours ago

Ty Lue is completely checked out tbh I doubt he even gave a crap, probably just staring out into the distance as usual

掘金球迷：說實(shí)話，泰倫·盧的心思早就不在這了。我懷疑他壓根不在乎，大概又像往常一樣在神游天外。

[–]BullsDisMFer 310 points 6 hours ago

The players would just refuse to do it. The entire issue with this team is that the stars set the tone and that tone is "fuck hard work, just cash the checks and don't show up for work." They cut CP3 because he was trying too hard.

公牛球迷：球員們根本不會(huì)聽。這支球隊(duì)的根本問題在于球星們定下的調(diào)子，那調(diào)子就是“去TM的刻苦訓(xùn)練，把錢拿到手，出工不出力就行了?！?他們裁掉保羅，就是因?yàn)樗α恕?/strong>